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JoS

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Ontario, Canada
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JoS

Lazers

Posted by JoS Jul. 4, 2008 @ 11:32 PM EDT

So I have just had lazers shot into my eyes.

My whole adventurer started back in may when I went in for LASIK on my eyes. What they do first is put these clamps in to hold your eyelids open and put a suction ring on your eyeball (you are totally awake for this, but they do give you Valium and freezing drops). After they put the suction on the cut the flap on your eye, except the suction kept falling off, so after many attempts they told me to come back in 2 weeks.

2 weeks later I come back and they try again. My rigth eye goes off without a hitch, they cut the flap, shoot lazers into my eyes and its done. On the left eye though, halfway through cutting my flap the suction once again falls off. Now had this happened 1 second sooner it would not have mattered because they wouldn't have done any cutting yet, and 1 second later the flap would have been done. Apparently this has never happened before. They tell me to come back in about a month to try again.

One month later was Mod Meat, so obviously I had to delay my surgery. So 5 weeks later I go back into to get my left eye done. They try it a little differently, and after several attempts finally get it done. So here I sit at my computer, 7 weeks after my first attempt and I can see pretty well out of both eyes now (20/20 in the right, 20/25 in the left, before both were 20/100),

Would I do this again, absolutely.

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Jul. 6, 2008 | 1:32 PM Goonie says:

I plan to get lasic surgery sometime in the next 2 years. I am already saving up.

I got to have $$$ in my bank.


Jul. 7, 2008 | 2:53 PM JoxskornerStudios01 says:

Weren't you on level 30 or something?

Jul. 9, 2008 | 3:04 PM JoS responds:

Nope.


Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:11 AM ThePretenders says:

I am saving money to get laser surgery when I turn 21 in 3 years time.


Jul. 10, 2008 | 9:57 AM DavidArchuletaa says:

another canadian..wtf


Jul. 10, 2008 | 8:46 PM SevenSeize says:

Do the freezing drops keep you from blinking?

Anyway, glad it went well for ya.


Jul. 11, 2008 | 9:21 PM Malachy says:

what was wrong with your eyes that was correctable by lasik? I've got some crazy mishsapen eye ball.


Jul. 13, 2008 | 3:31 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

What does JoS stand for?


Aug. 8, 2008 | 10:24 PM TwilightAscending says:

20/100? Goddamn.


Aug. 31, 2008 | 8:51 PM aninjaman says:

If you only fixed one eye you could have worn a monocle.

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